April242014

copperbadge:

post-and-out:

gyzym:

six fanfictions i am currently craving: 

  • the steve rogers and bucky barnes are really mad about these newfangled bananas show, starring steve rogers and bucky barnes, who are really mad about these newfangled bananas
  • this same fic, five more times

I got three paragraphs into reading the article and never want to eat another banana again

I always think of the old Cary Grant monologue from People Will Talk: 

Sauerkraut belongs in a barrel, not a can. Our American mania for sterile packages has removed the flavor from most of our food. Butter is not served out of wooden tubs, and a whole generation thinks butter tastes like paper. There was never a perfume like an old-time grocery store. Now they smell like drugstores, which don’t even smell like drugstores anymore.

April232014

I think prose is really good. One thing about prose is when you get into the act of writing screenplays you have to become extremely rarified with your prose. I used to not believe it but it’s really true. It’s like, that’s the biggest I think leap from prose to screenplay. You can find any form—Format is relatively easy to pick up on…I think engineering, the mechanics of how stories work, that’s, like, really—it’s good to sort of take those machines apart because that’s a much more complicated way that things are working. That’s about arcing and, like, plot mechanics and scene mechanics.

But one of the things—Prose is great because you learn the command of the word—words—and you get an ear for phrasing like that, but when you are—and I am already still—I mean, like, I’m writing an outline now…and, like, I mean, it’s gonna take me forever to actually—I’ll write one and then chop down the prose to make it, like, digestible. Because you want—prose wants to just sort of balloon out into this kind of world of detail. If you love writing prose, then it sort of overtakes you and then you find that your script is thirty pages too long. And a lot of that comes from scene description and wanting to, like, bring people treasures in prose that have no—it’s the—it’s not pearls before swine. It’s like bringing swine into some place where you don’t want swine. Beautiful swine in a pearl palace—

—what the fuck? [laughs] Did I just say—

I, um, we’ll get all—we’ll get through this…—

[Amy Berg: (laughing) Please keep talking. Oh my God.]

Ben Edlund (Nerdist Writer’s Panel #8)

(Source: isthemachinesinging)

2PM
1PM

— black widow / Чёрная вдова / chernaya vdova / natalia alianovna romanova / natasha romanoff

(Source: margaery-tyrell, via blueelectricangels)

11AM
iamthebadwolf-girl:

hellosweetspoilers:

barrowmen:

theoriginalvictoria:

DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR ORGANIC CARBON BASED FEMALES OF FRENCH ORIGIN

#THE KINCKERS ARE SLAYING ME

#ILLUSTRATE #ILLUSTRAAAAAAATE

I am so done with this website omfg.

iamthebadwolf-girl:

hellosweetspoilers:

barrowmen:

theoriginalvictoria:

DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR ORGANIC CARBON BASED FEMALES OF FRENCH ORIGIN

#THE KINCKERS ARE SLAYING ME

#ILLUSTRATE #ILLUSTRAAAAAAATE

I am so done with this website omfg.

(Source: vickers-the-duck, via imtheembers)

10AM
quienesesachica:

Yo diría que Macondo está de fiesta

quienesesachica:

Yo diría que Macondo está de fiesta

(Source: florharrison, via sushigrade)

April222014
chickletgirl:

shinykari:


clint & kate’s targets on spoonflower

HOLY SHIT I need like 25 yards STAT

I’m going to be in my friend’s wedding and I’ve been instructed to dress geeky….

I was already thinking of cosplaying wedding Kate Bishop (the introductory outfit) at the same friend’s wedding.  :DThis is if Dan and I can’t find matching Eisenhower jackets for genderswapped middleman/Wendy Watson.

chickletgirl:

shinykari:

clint & kate’s targets on spoonflower

HOLY SHIT I need like 25 yards STAT

I’m going to be in my friend’s wedding and I’ve been instructed to dress geeky….

I was already thinking of cosplaying wedding Kate Bishop (the introductory outfit) at the same friend’s wedding. :D

This is if Dan and I can’t find matching Eisenhower jackets for genderswapped middleman/Wendy Watson.

9PM
8PM

initiala:

Natasha Romanoff: S.H.I.E.L.D Agent, Russian Spy, Assassian, Matchmaker

Okay what I love most about this is Nat knows his neighbors.

(okay I love everything about this, especially Natasha continuing this conversation like they totally just didn’t jump out of a plane and murder/incapacitate twelve people, but we’ll focus on one thing in particular)

It’s really fueling my headcanon that Natasha just comes over and bothers Steve when she’s bored sometimes. She just comes in through the window sometimes, picks the lock when Steve isn’t home and rearranges his furniture (“The harmony of the room was off-balance” “That is a load of bullshit” “Have you gone undercover as a New Age specialist? No? Shut up. Harmony”), replaces his healthy food with microwave dinners. Things like that. Natasha is a world-class troll.

But she has cased his neighbors. She’s watching his back, making sure he’s in a good neighborhood, that he’s got a safe space to come home to.

STEVE PROTECTS HER ON THE FRONT LINES, SHE PROTECTS HIM ON THE HOME FRONT

(Source: chrisevns, via thetrollingchaos)

3PM
akafoxxcub:

whereareyouravengers:

agatharights:

hatepig:

agatharights:

crewdlydrawn:

paraxdisepink:

littlewingtodd:

… The Winter Soldier killed Howard and Maria Stark…
Bucky killed Howard and Maria Stark.
BUCKY FUCKING BARNES KILLED HOWARD AND MARIA STARK.
Make the goddamn connection. ‘Accident’ my ass…
I know it wasn’t the real Bucky. He was buried underneath a shit ton of Hydra brainwashing and memory loss. But just the idea of him murdering Tony’s parents without even knowing is unimaginable and it hurts my heart. Fuck you Marvel and all your damn feels. 

Not just murdering Tony’s parents, but murdering a man Bucky no doubt knew personally and might have considered a friend, murdering someone who helped Steve rescue him from the HYDRA base and who we can be 99.99999% sure Bucky himself would not have wanted to kill.  

I didn’t catch this and now everything hurts.

when i said “The MCU is beautiful and nothing hurts” what I meant was “everything hurts forever goodbye”

I love it. Because with the popular “Tony hacked SHIELD and all that info is waiting for him” post going around, imagine when Tony digs it up and finds out the guy who Steve’s chasing around killed his dad. Imagine him cobbling together a slapdash suit without Pepper noticing and jetting to where Bucky is, and being ready to blow him up without him even realizing Tony’s there, only to stop.
Because the man down there doesn’t look like a remorseless trained killer. He’s dirty and he’s thin and he’s sleeping on a park bench. The cybernetic arm he’s got doesn’t work right. The fingers are awkwardly curled where the servomotors have run down. The knuckles on his flesh and blood hand are bruised and scraped from where he had to fight off a couple of drug addicts wanting to roll a homeless guy for spare change.
And Tony would lower the repulsors and pick up his phone and call Steve. And leave before he got there.
Pepper would find him in the morning with a smashed up set of armor and a bottle of scotch and an old album. Drunk and crying.
Tony thinks long and hard before he puts on the suit again.

HATEPIG WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

I FUCKING IMAGINED THAT LAST PARAGRAPH AND I CRIED I REALLY CRIED AND I HAVE FINALS IN TWO WEEKS I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THAT SAD SHIT AND HOMELESS BUCKY FUCK EVERYTHING

akafoxxcub:

whereareyouravengers:

agatharights:

hatepig:

agatharights:

crewdlydrawn:

paraxdisepink:

littlewingtodd:

… The Winter Soldier killed Howard and Maria Stark…

Bucky killed Howard and Maria Stark.

BUCKY FUCKING BARNES KILLED HOWARD AND MARIA STARK.

Make the goddamn connection. ‘Accident’ my ass…

I know it wasn’t the real Bucky. He was buried underneath a shit ton of Hydra brainwashing and memory loss. But just the idea of him murdering Tony’s parents without even knowing is unimaginable and it hurts my heart. Fuck you Marvel and all your damn feels. 

Not just murdering Tony’s parents, but murdering a man Bucky no doubt knew personally and might have considered a friend, murdering someone who helped Steve rescue him from the HYDRA base and who we can be 99.99999% sure Bucky himself would not have wanted to kill.  

I didn’t catch this and now everything hurts.

when i said “The MCU is beautiful and nothing hurts” what I meant was “everything hurts forever goodbye”

I love it. Because with the popular “Tony hacked SHIELD and all that info is waiting for him” post going around, imagine when Tony digs it up and finds out the guy who Steve’s chasing around killed his dad. Imagine him cobbling together a slapdash suit without Pepper noticing and jetting to where Bucky is, and being ready to blow him up without him even realizing Tony’s there, only to stop.

Because the man down there doesn’t look like a remorseless trained killer. He’s dirty and he’s thin and he’s sleeping on a park bench. The cybernetic arm he’s got doesn’t work right. The fingers are awkwardly curled where the servomotors have run down. The knuckles on his flesh and blood hand are bruised and scraped from where he had to fight off a couple of drug addicts wanting to roll a homeless guy for spare change.

And Tony would lower the repulsors and pick up his phone and call Steve. And leave before he got there.

Pepper would find him in the morning with a smashed up set of armor and a bottle of scotch and an old album. Drunk and crying.

Tony thinks long and hard before he puts on the suit again.

HATEPIG WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

I FUCKING IMAGINED THAT LAST PARAGRAPH AND I CRIED I REALLY CRIED AND I HAVE FINALS IN TWO WEEKS I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THAT SAD SHIT AND HOMELESS BUCKY FUCK EVERYTHING

(Source: jason-tcdd, via carleton97)

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